February 2011
Let's play my Tumblr 20 Questions. The next 20...
bluewindgrenade:
:D I would very much enjoy this.
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January 2011
Do you ever feel empty?
I don’t mean in a bad way…
I just mean that feeling you get when you aren’t in any particular mood.
You’re just kind of…there. You just…exist.
I dunno, I’d just like to feel something.
Anything.
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Breathe Me - Sia
“Help, I have done it...
Alix reblogs something you made
5 minutes later:
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tinydyke replied to your photo: Hey there! How is everyone?
you look sad! but you’re wearing my favorite shirt :)
I’m trying not to die while looking into the sun.
And yes I am!
Isn't if funny how the word "correct" is in the...
ACTUALLY YOU’RE WRONG MOST OF THE TIME OKAY
“You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you’re all the...”
– Lady Gaga (via youcantry)
Me and Steph are both naked, about to poop and...
Same person.
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MTV please take a huge bite out of my engorged...
Thank you.
brandonmitchell:
mathanielfitch:
thefattestcat:
i just saw a plastic bag float across a parking lot and it was ~~~~magical
OMG.
Wow...guess there is someone for everyone.
Seeing cetain individuals, who will go un-named, as a couple with someone else baffles me.
Absolutely baffles.
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Drank a coffee and walked 4 miles.
OHGOD MY COLON HATES ME!
Kevin Spacey just drove by?
"I'll be arriving in about 15 minutes. An amazing...
-Text to my brother.
Sara Bareilles, can I marry your voice?
I hope I have time to cuddle with my pussy and...
Why is my train delayed?
They said something over the loudspeaker…but in a big echo-ish station it sounds like “Attention commuter rail passengers GCDSFJNVSDHHNVFDSHJJBGDD”
Gay men use the word "fast" because it sounds like...
I just ate a donut.
Fasting till June!
Guys stare at me.
Allll the time.
I’m not trying to toot my own horn, I usually only notice because whoever I’m with tells me…
Completely oblivious.
But anyway, I’d be flattered if I weren’t annoyed.
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The Verizon FiOs commercial that was just on said...
Assuming they mean “ahead” technilocally, I’m annoyed. Because if one is ahead technologically they are also ahead time wise…a light year is a measurement of distance not time. I’d appreciate the advertisement more if the tagline sounded educated.
Though they could have meant “ahead” meaning distance to begin with…which wouldn’t really make...
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So getchya knees flexin' and ya arms t-rexin' do...
You cannot hate someone passionately until you...
When you're too hungry to care about using a...
