December 2011
joshuatriesagain asked: I dont know that it is a secret but I think you are one of the most witty and beautiful people I have ever come across.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
olivia-west asked: have you heard zooey and ben are getting a divorce so now she can marry JGL <3
We married the night, then we divorced it and took...
cityofplacidity asked: What can I say. You have nice cloths. I like free cloths. lol
cityofplacidity asked: Not going to lie. I'd try to steal more then the shirt.
josequeermo asked: haha it totally looked like you jumped on stage :P
josequeermo asked: umm weirdest thing of the night. I followed you this morning, we were definitely at the same bar tonight.
Top 10 ways for me to ignore you on Grindr:
nerdfestmidwest:
mention the word “Petrilude”
Well now I know…too late.
shane-pleause-with asked: ¡No entiendo! There are no tags! Anyway can you only answer one question at a time?
At Machine fucking anything that will give me the...
shane-pleause-with asked: Legs! Do you really cross your legs when you pee?? Please make a sequel to sitting on the toilet ;) the anons who are rude and judgemental are... Well I don't have a nice word. But I do love your cum backs. OMGOSH we should hook up not use a condom and post our slutty selfs!!! Hahahaha
Anonymous asked: how old is the youngest guy you'd date/kiss/fuck/whatever? and oldest?
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
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Sometimes I catch myself crossing my legs while on...
I’m a lady, after all.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
Anonymous asked: And how many other people have you kissed in between? Fucking whore.
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I should have just stayed at Ryan’s for the weekend and done nothing but play Halo…I think he would have been okay with coming back from Montreal and seeing the progress I would have made.
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