the opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.
My dick has melanism.
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we are underlings.: adebimpe: once i convinced an american guy that purple (the color)... -
once i convinced an american guy that purple (the color) didn’t exist in canada
i pointed to someone’s purple shirt and asked him ‘what’s that?’ pretending that i had never seen that color before in my life. he got so confused and then he got really intense and concerned…
When he opens his arms and holds you close tonight
It just won’t feel right
Cause I can love you more than this.
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
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How people can judge and make fun of others and still feel good about themselves is beyond me.
It isn’t that hard.
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If I was a fictional character, who would I be? -
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Oh.
Megan from Bridesmaids and I are kindred spirits. “DON’T FUCKIN LOOK AT ME” (Taken with instagram)
I don’t…like, what?
I woman should know how to tie a tie…with one hand so she can make a sandwich with the other.
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
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seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
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